From my friend Brendan Mooney:
Grumpy St Peter, standing at the gates of heaven, says to naughty Tommy
"You can't come in, you've been real bad"
Tommy says, "How bad?"
St Peter says: "Well, for starters, Tommy, you did not believe in God, drank too much whiskey, swore and cursed...need I go on Tommy?"
Tommy shrugs and says: "Oh that's too bad, but in my defense I only have one thing to say to you Peter".
St Peter says: "And what is that, Tommy?"
Tommy says: "Cockadoodledoo"
Luke 22:34
St Peter says: "Eh, yeah, I forgot about that...Welcome home!"
If we live in glass houses, put down the stone!
Grumpy St Peter, standing at the gates of heaven, says to naughty Tommy
"You can't come in, you've been real bad"
Tommy says, "How bad?"
St Peter says: "Well, for starters, Tommy, you did not believe in God, drank too much whiskey, swore and cursed...need I go on Tommy?"
Tommy shrugs and says: "Oh that's too bad, but in my defense I only have one thing to say to you Peter".
St Peter says: "And what is that, Tommy?"
Tommy says: "Cockadoodledoo"
Luke 22:34
St Peter says: "Eh, yeah, I forgot about that...Welcome home!"
If we live in glass houses, put down the stone!